nullis.net Quote Database
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Quotes tagged with 'Clueless'.
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Quote #25 (permalink)
< Patrick> when irssi says "Join to #irssi was synced in 2 secs", how is that determined?
< Cybertinus> and what does it mean? :)
< Patrick> well, I'm writing an ircd, and I get things like "synched in 500 seconds"
< Patrick> despite the fact it's over loopback
< Cybertinus> hmm
< Cybertinus> that's a lot more
< Patrick> yes, yes it is
< coekie> Patrick: it's when it got the answer to /who and /mode and /mode b requests
< Patrick> aah
< Patrick> mode b
< Patrick> I forgot about that one
< Patrick> sooo ... uuh ... what does it do?
< coekie> you shouldn't be trying to write an ircd if you can't figure that out ;)
< Geert> Or you'll end up with crap like dancer :0
Quote #21 (permalink)
(praetorian) how was the exam, freespace
(freespace) walk in the park
(freespace) small park too
(praetorian) good good
(DJMORGAN) did you bring your dog?
(freespace) yeah
(freespace) the examiners weren't impressed
(DJMORGAN) lol
(pyros) why'd you take your dog?
(fsd) pyros
(fsd) i suggest you write a virus
(fsd) that makes everyone type /clear
(fsd) before they read what you just said
(fsd) otherwise you deserve to be the laughing stock of #blowfish for the next 6 months+
(Pom) too late
(fsd) heh
(DJMORGAN) lol
(nichers) ...
(DJMORGAN) `topic <praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog?
* ChanOP changes topic to '<praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog?'
(freespace) rofl
(Pom) that'll do nicely :)
(freespace) pyros, ya freaking idiot :P
(pyros) ...exam?
(DJMORGAN) lol
(Pom) lol
(pyros) why the fuck would you take a dog to an exam?
(Pom) `topic <praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog? <pyros> why the fuck would you take a dog to an exam?
(Pom) lol
(Pom) pyros.. do you know the expression "a walk in a park"?
(Pom) meaning something is easy
(Pom) ...?
(pyros) pfft
Quote #18 (permalink)
<CheekyChops> i have always thought until saturday night at my hotel that VIC was where SA is