nullis.net Quote Database
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Quotes tagged with 'IRC'.
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Quote #26 (permalink)
--- Srini [~Srini@c211-30-81-158.blktn4.nsw.optusnet.com.au] has joined #irssi
< Srini> hey guys, got a ques regarding irssi.. how come when i use the /quit command, the program completely terminates along iwth the sessions.. isnt it meant to save it so i can resume it using the 'screen' command from the shell?
< Srini> is there any settings i am missing?
--- Srini [~Srini@c211-30-81-158.blktn4.nsw.optusnet.com.au] has left #irssi []
Quote #25 (permalink)
< Patrick> when irssi says "Join to #irssi was synced in 2 secs", how is that determined?
< Cybertinus> and what does it mean? :)
< Patrick> well, I'm writing an ircd, and I get things like "synched in 500 seconds"
< Patrick> despite the fact it's over loopback
< Cybertinus> hmm
< Cybertinus> that's a lot more
< Patrick> yes, yes it is
< coekie> Patrick: it's when it got the answer to /who and /mode and /mode b requests
< Patrick> aah
< Patrick> mode b
< Patrick> I forgot about that one
< Patrick> sooo ... uuh ... what does it do?
< coekie> you shouldn't be trying to write an ircd if you can't figure that out ;)
< Geert> Or you'll end up with crap like dancer :0
Quote #24 (permalink)
(arakasi) I, am an idiot
Quote #23 (permalink)
<GL0Be> Im the master of my domian
<Hellman109> GL0Be: your domain is www.goat.cx though
Quote #22 (permalink)
(1756:45) » mrp [mrp@vw3071.optusnet.com.au] (cc: #blowfish)
(1757:25) (mrp) aday?
(1757:25) (Puffy) aday is functioning within normal parameters or an ugly excuse for a slut or at work in the city
(1758:16) (mrp) puffy
(1758:16) (Puffy) yes, mrp?
(1758:20) (mrp) is aday around
(1802:43) × mrp [mrp@vw3071.optusnet.com.au] : Exit:
Quote #21 (permalink)
(praetorian) how was the exam, freespace
(freespace) walk in the park
(freespace) small park too
(praetorian) good good
(DJMORGAN) did you bring your dog?
(freespace) yeah
(freespace) the examiners weren't impressed
(DJMORGAN) lol
(pyros) why'd you take your dog?
(fsd) pyros
(fsd) i suggest you write a virus
(fsd) that makes everyone type /clear
(fsd) before they read what you just said
(fsd) otherwise you deserve to be the laughing stock of #blowfish for the next 6 months+
(Pom) too late
(fsd) heh
(DJMORGAN) lol
(nichers) ...
(DJMORGAN) `topic <praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog?
* ChanOP changes topic to '<praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog?'
(freespace) rofl
(Pom) that'll do nicely :)
(freespace) pyros, ya freaking idiot :P
(pyros) ...exam?
(DJMORGAN) lol
(Pom) lol
(pyros) why the fuck would you take a dog to an exam?
(Pom) `topic <praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog? <pyros> why the fuck would you take a dog to an exam?
(Pom) lol
(Pom) pyros.. do you know the expression "a walk in a park"?
(Pom) meaning something is easy
(Pom) ...?
(pyros) pfft
Quote #20 (permalink)
In #cisco:
(@Aday-away) Reply from *.*.*.*: TTL expired in transit.
(@Aday-away) ....
(@Aday-away) !!
(@Aday-away) not a good sign
In #blowfish:
(Aday-away) can someone ping an address for me?
(Aday-away) hmm
(Aday-away) weird+
(Aday-away) like
(Aday-away) from the router it pings fine, from anywhere else i get Destination Net Unreachable, from the office i get TTL expired in transit.
(Zed) aday: ip?
(Aday-away) Zed: 172.31.x.x
(praetorian) yeah, sure we can ping that
(praetorian) ..
(Zed) gg
(Aday-away) hahah
(Aday-away) wrong ip
(Aday-away) this never happend ok?
(Aday-away) no one saw this
(praetorian) haha
(praetorian) you tool
(Aday-away) I was reading from the vpn ip range
(Zed) aday sux at teh ip
(Aday-away) shut up :)
Quote #19 (permalink)
<GL0Be> Ummm yeah she is - but Im a guy - what can I say - Im an arsehole :P
Quote #18 (permalink)
<CheekyChops> i have always thought until saturday night at my hotel that VIC was where SA is
Quote #17 (permalink)
(Shelbs) whats happn'n?
(praetorian) cooking dinner
(Shelbs) mmm food.. hungry!
(praetorian) yeah, hence cooking ;)
(Shelbs) yeah..will probably steal some of brett's food when we get home
(Ten80) I'm sure Brett's got something for you to eat at home...................
(Shelbs) :P
(nichers) Ten80
(Ten80) nich
(nichers) you're hereby under arrest for making suggestive comments too obvious
(praetorian) he meant a cucumber
(Shelbs) hey nich :)
(Ten80) Bah humbug! What's wrong with commenting on the fact that Brett is an organized young man who'd be sure to have a well filled fridge???
(nichers) hey shell :)
(praetorian) nah
(Ten80) or shorts
(praetorian) i hate vegetables mostly :p
(Shelbs) praetorian: i might get more enjoyment out of the cucumber than brett