nullis.net Quote Database
This is the nullis.net quote page, which features a number of quotes, found on Anywhere (IRC, Email, etc), and were deemed to be funny, important or interesting at the time!
Quotes tagged with 'men'.
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Quote #27 (permalink)
< dado> gawd, i'm in such an awful mood today ... i'd eat kittens if i had some
< praetorian> closest you've gotten to eating pussy ever
Quote #23 (permalink)
<GL0Be> Im the master of my domian
<Hellman109> GL0Be: your domain is www.goat.cx though
Quote #21 (permalink)
(praetorian) how was the exam, freespace
(freespace) walk in the park
(freespace) small park too
(praetorian) good good
(DJMORGAN) did you bring your dog?
(freespace) yeah
(freespace) the examiners weren't impressed
(DJMORGAN) lol
(pyros) why'd you take your dog?
(fsd) pyros
(fsd) i suggest you write a virus
(fsd) that makes everyone type /clear
(fsd) before they read what you just said
(fsd) otherwise you deserve to be the laughing stock of #blowfish for the next 6 months+
(Pom) too late
(fsd) heh
(DJMORGAN) lol
(nichers) ...
(DJMORGAN) `topic <praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog?
* ChanOP changes topic to '<praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog?'
(freespace) rofl
(Pom) that'll do nicely :)
(freespace) pyros, ya freaking idiot :P
(pyros) ...exam?
(DJMORGAN) lol
(Pom) lol
(pyros) why the fuck would you take a dog to an exam?
(Pom) `topic <praetorian> how was the exam, freespace <freespace> walk in the park <freespace> small park too <DJMORGAN> did you bring your dog? <freespace> yeah <pyros> why'd you take your dog? <pyros> why the fuck would you take a dog to an exam?
(Pom) lol
(Pom) pyros.. do you know the expression "a walk in a park"?
(Pom) meaning something is easy
(Pom) ...?
(pyros) pfft
Quote #19 (permalink)
<GL0Be> Ummm yeah she is - but Im a guy - what can I say - Im an arsehole :P
Quote #17 (permalink)
(Shelbs) whats happn'n?
(praetorian) cooking dinner
(Shelbs) mmm food.. hungry!
(praetorian) yeah, hence cooking ;)
(Shelbs) yeah..will probably steal some of brett's food when we get home
(Ten80) I'm sure Brett's got something for you to eat at home...................
(Shelbs) :P
(nichers) Ten80
(Ten80) nich
(nichers) you're hereby under arrest for making suggestive comments too obvious
(praetorian) he meant a cucumber
(Shelbs) hey nich :)
(Ten80) Bah humbug! What's wrong with commenting on the fact that Brett is an organized young man who'd be sure to have a well filled fridge???
(nichers) hey shell :)
(praetorian) nah
(Ten80) or shorts
(praetorian) i hate vegetables mostly :p
(Shelbs) praetorian: i might get more enjoyment out of the cucumber than brett
Quote #14 (permalink)
The fun with Male's talk responsive bot talkaholics
¤ +comet_11 skullfucks talkaholics
(talkaholics) i do love a good skullfucking
(tate) talkaholics who is comet_11?
(talkaholics) Holly Valence.
(+comet_11) woot
(tate) HAHAHA
¤ +comet_11 plays with his boobies
(tate) talkaholics who am i ?
(talkaholics) Anna Kournikova
Quote #13 (permalink)
[freespace] I like to masturbate while wearing womens underwear. Is that so wrong?
Quote #6 (permalink)
[@shaft] Never, ever, EVER believe anything a man says about his dick
Quote #5 (permalink)
[Sirea] I'm tellin it how I see it. The male body is just...boring. Its a fence pailing with a nail sticking out
Quote #2 (permalink)
[Akron] do you speak yiddish Sonia?
[Sonia] no
[Akron] hmm
[Akron] this causes a problem.
[Sonia] but I see you're multilingual
[Sonia] I see your shit speaking is excellent
[Akron] comes with the job :/
So what is Akron's Job? Well a /whois tells all...
* Akron is an IRC Operator