nullis.net Quote Database
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Quotes tagged with 'RTFM'.
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Quote #26 (permalink)
--- Srini [~Srini@c211-30-81-158.blktn4.nsw.optusnet.com.au] has joined #irssi
< Srini> hey guys, got a ques regarding irssi.. how come when i use the /quit command, the program completely terminates along iwth the sessions.. isnt it meant to save it so i can resume it using the 'screen' command from the shell?
< Srini> is there any settings i am missing?
--- Srini [~Srini@c211-30-81-158.blktn4.nsw.optusnet.com.au] has left #irssi []
Quote #25 (permalink)
< Patrick> when irssi says "Join to #irssi was synced in 2 secs", how is that determined?
< Cybertinus> and what does it mean? :)
< Patrick> well, I'm writing an ircd, and I get things like "synched in 500 seconds"
< Patrick> despite the fact it's over loopback
< Cybertinus> hmm
< Cybertinus> that's a lot more
< Patrick> yes, yes it is
< coekie> Patrick: it's when it got the answer to /who and /mode and /mode b requests
< Patrick> aah
< Patrick> mode b
< Patrick> I forgot about that one
< Patrick> sooo ... uuh ... what does it do?
< coekie> you shouldn't be trying to write an ircd if you can't figure that out ;)
< Geert> Or you'll end up with crap like dancer :0
Quote #20 (permalink)
In #cisco:
(@Aday-away) Reply from *.*.*.*: TTL expired in transit.
(@Aday-away) ....
(@Aday-away) !!
(@Aday-away) not a good sign
In #blowfish:
(Aday-away) can someone ping an address for me?
(Aday-away) hmm
(Aday-away) weird+
(Aday-away) like
(Aday-away) from the router it pings fine, from anywhere else i get Destination Net Unreachable, from the office i get TTL expired in transit.
(Zed) aday: ip?
(Aday-away) Zed: 172.31.x.x
(praetorian) yeah, sure we can ping that
(praetorian) ..
(Zed) gg
(Aday-away) hahah
(Aday-away) wrong ip
(Aday-away) this never happend ok?
(Aday-away) no one saw this
(praetorian) haha
(praetorian) you tool
(Aday-away) I was reading from the vpn ip range
(Zed) aday sux at teh ip
(Aday-away) shut up :)
Quote #15 (permalink)
» PoLiSh_SaUsAgE (jkh@vw61.bigpond.net.au) (cc: #help)
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) when willl msn work again? why is it down and how long has it been down for?
(+Copafield) PoLiSh_SaUsAgE: unfortuantely none of us works for msn so wuoldn't have a clue
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) well what type of help channel is this
(+Copafield) one who;'s patron's don't work for msn you...
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) do u work for mirc? Austnet? how come u know so much - obviously u spend ur hours on the computer... so u should know about MSN
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) whats that mean?
(@dallas) uhmmm
(+Copafield) PoLiSh_SaUsAgE: how come kmart closes at 6pm?
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) i dont know, i dont work there
(+Copafield) exacvtly
(@dallas) haha
(@dallas) bingo
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) exactly
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) so how come u know so much about mirc ?
(+Copafield) spent too long using it i guess
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) sad
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) now find out when msn will work for me
(+Copafield) at least i'm getting paid to use it
(+Copafield) unlike you atm i'm sure
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) sure u r, thats every geeks excuse
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) old excuse, doesnt work thesedays
(+Copafield) for spamming reasons i'm now allowed to mention where i'm working atm..
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) so where do u work if ur now allowed to mention it?
(+Copafield) sorry, not
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) ahah i believe u :)
(PoLiSh_SaUsAgE) getting paid to work on mirc.. one thats stupid because who would care about it? its just a chat server setup by a Sydney geek called Ryan, no body is gona pay someone to sit here and help ppl out, etc
* ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*jkh@*.bigpond.net.au
Â¥ Kick: PoLiSh_SaUsAgE by ChanOP (service@austnet.org) ((dallas) we are not microsoft. which is good otherwise id kill myself)
Quote #3 (permalink)
[Ambassador] The channels module provides channel related support for the bot. It's
[Ambassador] essential for hubs that share userfiles, as well as normal bots
[Ambassador] monitoring channels on IRC.
[Ambassador] You will normally want to ENABLE this module.
[Ambassador] what do you think?
[@Pwae] i reckon you can disable it
[@Pwae] </sarcasm>
[Ambassador] do i want it?
[@Pwae] let me help you here
[@Pwae] The channels module provides channel related support for the bot. It's essential for hubs that share userfiles, as well as normal bots monitoring channels on IRC.
[@Pwae] You will normally want to ENABLE this module.
[Ambassador] what
[Ambassador] ?